We like this entry from a recent blog post by Shawn Kimbro, author of "Chesapeake Light Tackle--An Introduction to Light Tackle Fishing on the Chesapeake Bay:"
Gain some weight. Because mayonnaise is delicious on chocolate doughnuts at 7:00 am when it’s 17-degrees, and Natty Boh tastes just like orange juice in the morning if you get your head around it right.View the full (hilarious) list by visiting Kimbro's site here.