From Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of many fine things, especially to those more concerned with dark stained woods and leather accents than selling price, comes the Barbecue Dining Boat. This fantastic craft does far more than its simple name would suggest. It strips away all the layers of fluff, monogrammed pillowcases, and plates with anchors on them, and distills boating into its most basic function. That is, in purest form, a boat is simply a way for a bunch of friends to sit around eating grilled food while floating on the water. I mean, really, why else do we go boating? Oh, sure, some folks like to try to fool marine life into putting a sharp hook in their mouth, others try to pass the time by fiddling about with all sorts of extra lines, winches, and different pieces of canvas hoisted in the air. Some may actually even be trying to get to another waterfront location, (for more sitting and eating, I would wager.) But, lets face it, at the end of the day it is really just about floating there enjoying good food and good company in an environment foreign to most land based creatures.
Wait a minute, there is a Hot Tub Boat too?
Perfection.
Thursday, October 10, 2013 - 14:58
From Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of many fine things, especially to those more concerned with dark stained woods and leather accents than selling price, comes the Barbecue Dining Boat. This fantastic craft does far more than its simple name would suggest. It strips away all the layers of fluff, monogrammed pillowcases, and plates with anchors on them, and distills boating into its most basic function. That is, in purest form, a boat is simply a way for a bunch of friends to sit around eating grilled food while floating on the water. I mean, really, why else do we go boating? Oh, sure, some folks like to try to fool marine life into putting a sharp hook in their mouth, others try to pass the time by fiddling about with all sorts of extra lines, winches, and different pieces of canvas hoisted in the air. Some may actually even be trying to get to another waterfront location, (for more sitting and eating, I would wager.) But, lets face it, at the end of the day it is really just about floating there enjoying good food and good company in an environment foreign to most land based creatures.
Wait a minute, there is a Hot Tub Boat too?
Perfection.